You know I love you. I've watched The Avengers about 400 times (three times in theaters, approx 398 between DVD and Netflix), I've pleaded with you to give my favorite character some love, and so on. I've even tried to deal with the fact that Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. is kind of disappointing (though there's a related issue there that we'll get back to in a minute). And I couldn't possibly be more excited for Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier. Which is why we need to talk about this poster:
This thing is a hot mess. But we're not even going to talk about the orange and blue-ness, or the fact that an aircraft is careening straight for Robert Redford, or the general ADD-chihuahua-on-meth business of it all. We have bigger fish to fry. Two pretty big fish, in fact.